your not-daily dose of deltarune humor and chaos

“Treat school property like you’d treat people.”
“Okay. Next time I’ll aim for the vitals.”

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“Y’know, just… chillin’ out alone in the closet. Just two friends, chillin’ out in the closet, like normal. Touchin’… brooms and stuff.”

“It’s… a lunchbox? Full of CHALK? SHE HAD CHALK THE WHOLE TIME!? AND DIDN’T GIVE IT TO ALPHYS??? WHAT THE H*LL, KRIS!? Here, YOU hold onto this!”

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