your not-daily dose of deltarune humor and chaos

“Treat school property like you’d treat people.”
“Okay. Next time I’ll aim for the vitals.”


“Y’know, just… chillin’ out alone in the closet. Just two friends, chillin’ out in the closet, like normal. Touchin’… brooms and stuff.”

“It’s… a lunchbox? Full of CHALK? SHE HAD CHALK THE WHOLE TIME!? AND DIDN’T GIVE IT TO ALPHYS??? WHAT THE H*LL, KRIS!? Here, YOU hold onto this!”