Choose a superpower, I choose a side effect

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:31am

Idk

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:31am

I don’t read the comics

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:32am

My powers is that
I’m chris hansen with dateline NBC. Why don’t you take a seat right over there? ok.

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:33am

The side effect is that I am the To Catch A Predator Catcher

And I am a fake predator, in fact younger than your 19yo decoy child, and you got played

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:34am

OR

You find Fleece Johnson like in that Boondocks episode

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:35am

Well you see I’m actually the predator catcher catcher catcher and I was wearing a paper bag with a picture of Chris hansen poorly drawn on

Dash_The_Demigod · October 9, 2024, 2:35am

I am able to tame a dragon.

Choco-Drizzle-Cookie · October 9, 2024, 2:36am

not yall giving me the most lazy side effect.

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:36am

fly* you can tame one single dragonfly

Dash_The_Demigod · October 9, 2024, 2:36am

PFFFT- Nah- XD

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:36am

AIDS

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:36am

Well I’M the predator catcher catcher catcher CATCHER

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:37am

WELL IM ACTUALLY BATMAN

Dash_The_Demigod · October 9, 2024, 2:37am

I invent a Lobster shooting shotgun, which shoots lobsters.

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:37am

It shoots crabs

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:37am

WELL I’M THE BATMAN CATCHER

hehehehe

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:38am

You get crabs

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:38am

WELL IM A GUY WITH A GLOCK-19

Spider_Lord · October 9, 2024, 2:38am

I don’t have aids

ToCatchA_Redditor · October 9, 2024, 2:38am

AND I HAVE AN m1911