It is my cat’s birthday

nah
everyone uses that
we could say something diff like “dang this cat older than me”

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like everyone knows the cat will be older than a lot of things that are new

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which is why it’s better to say nothing but happy birthday

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hes older than me

hes older than the oldest person im friends w

holy cow

happy birthday cat hope your meals are perfect and you take perfect cat naps and i hope you eventually catch that red dot

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Neat! Also nice Pascal pfp!

Thanks on his behalf

We got this cat before gta 4

Or Red Dead

Cat is older than the smartphone

the world population hit 7 billion in 2011
it has been 8 billion since 2023

my cat

this feline

is older than billions of human including myself

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ngl thats a good feat

he was born in 2005
the world pop in 2005 was ~6.5 billion
the world pop hit 7 billion in 2011
the world pop hit 8 billion around the turn of the 2022 to 2023 new year
the current population in ~8.2 billion people
My cat is older than ~1.7 billion people

dude my mom was still in middle school i think in 2005

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now shes a mom of five kids. thats just crazy to think abt

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bro your mom young as heII

yeah she had me young

my mom subbed kids in Jr high in '05

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ELPPP OUR MOMS ARE SO DIFFERENT IN AGE

my mom partied too hard and ended up w an amazing kid (me) at twenty (worth it)

how old is the oldest sib? I wanna make sure everything equals at least 18

me im the oldest lol

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I just calculated that a cat was older than almost 2 billion people, and I am struggling to figure out how old a middle schooler in 2005 would be now.

so say 11. like in 6th grade, that’s our min. and also 14 in eighth grade is out max

11 + 19 = 30
14 + 19 = 33

11 + 9 = 20

2005 + 9 = 2014

14 + 6 = 20
2005 + 6 = 2011

bro you’re young