Gun: ya cutting hair
Pftttt
Human: ok chair let’s bring you back
nope theres more
Gun: bro I can kil l people faster tho
Gun: people just use you for chopping food
Pfttt
and other people
im used in many horror movies
Chair: k
Gun: ya ya sure
Bowl: bro stop capping bowls are better than cups
Can someone be a cup
Gun: bro mostly murde’rs use knifes the hero’s always have the guns
exactly bc i am a murdererer
Can i be a silencer
Ya sure
What the heck is that
Camera: Camera lost braincells. Camera doesnt like arguing
What about robbers and crooked cops
Gun: dang true
Its a gun that is silent
Gun: well knife atleast im used in halo games ain’t that right halo
Halo: yessir daddy
man im quiet enough to killeeeeeesssssssssss someone and run away
Camera: CAMERA IS ANNOYED
the silencer wouldn’t udder a word