tell me something I haven't heard in my entire life

“Bamboo grows so fast, it’s measured in miles per hour” (Best Life).

There was a whole punishment for that wayyy back then

So, basically, they make the criminals sit on a really small bamboo sprout up their anus so it can later impale them and they’re not allowed to get out of it

So it grows like that in real life and not just Minecraft :exploding_head:

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HELP??

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FR :exploding_head: I had no idea :sob:

oh my :fearful:

Think of a big mosquito that doesn’t drink blood
If it’s bigger than a dime then it’s a cranefly and not a mosquito
They can get huge though I’ve seen ones with legs twice the length of their wings

Ohhh okay
So, they almost look like the water mosquitoes sometimes?

OH WAIT, I know what Hannah is talking abouttt

It’s these lil buggos. They like to come in everyone’s houses from where I live :sadblob:

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Looks just like a water mosquito but more… dragonfly like?

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ya It does :thinking:

I think they are like moths as well, very similar. They are drawn to light.

Yeah
I always respected them for eating mosquitoes but after finding out they don’t even eat I lost all respect

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Actually I take that back since they’re basically just food for other animals
And they’re harmless

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I used to keep spider webs since the mosquitos typically like to be in the corners BUT INSTEAD
THEY DON’T ACTUALLY GET STUCK TO IT
THEY CAN FLY OUT EASILY IF THEY WANT TO

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THEY CAN EVEN GET THEIR WINGS ON IT AND IT DON’T DO ANYTHING :sob:

It’s like a hammock for them

lolll

I woke up one fine morning and you wouldn’t believe it :fearful: That big buggo
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It was liggit sitting on my pillow :skull_and_crossbones: Bro, I just screamed after that.

Ohh a mosquito hawk

Yeah those are terrifying omg

The water mosuquitos in malaysia are even more bigger than that

really :fearful: oh dang