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I mean, maybe
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You sure you wouldnât do it willingly?
I am confident that I would
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i have nightmares!
and now i donât dream anymore!! idk why.
I have daddy issues, and now I donât cry anymore, idk why.
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i also have of the dad issues.
But i am one, and not a human putting on a fake dead animal costume or something
Daddy
Woah there buddy
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Son, quit with the jokes, we need to go up to the court and file a divorce with your mother.
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Damn
Why? What ever did she do to get divorced by us?
She had 4 other Men with her in the guest bedroom, Iâll tell you what they were doing when youâre older.
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Ah, see we need to fill up your medication again.
I was in the wine cellar
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I was in the guest bedroom the whole week playing online poker
When i looked for you there, i saw 5 of your fanciest bottles gone
Damn.
So they took my wine too.
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Mom hasnât drank wine since i was 3
Im 5 now!