I bought a world map and gave my friend a dart, told him that wherever the dart lands on the map we will go there, turns out we are spending 3 weeks behind the fridge..
what happens when you loose 25% of your roof? a oof
I called the hospital and said my wifes in labor, the woman on the other end asked, is this her first child, i replied, no this is her husband
Bro I think I might be a 40 year old dad cause I found these funny
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Bro… Why is on a ship its called Cargo (Car-Go) but on a car its called a Shipment (Ship-ment)
If one teacher cant teach all subjects, why are students expected to learn all subjects 
Dude, what happens to a car when you press the Break, and gas at the same time? does it take a screenshot?
if we have a Water-Melon, shouldn’t we have a Earth-Melon and a Fire-Melon?
The ELE-MELONS
He took the last four jokes from a tiktok video
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HUH?l
IM 12 I DONT USE TIKTOK bro
What is the opposite of a nerfgun?
a buffgun
PFFFT HA HAAAAA
o-o
(Forced laugh) o-o
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What do you call a Dinosaur that works at an Amusement Park?
A Carnie-Taurus (Carnotaurus)
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and google in general
please we need ORIGINAL jokes 
we already know all of these
youtube shorts
I don’t watch YouTube
That seems highly doubtful
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