Okay, so you fellers have probably seen a LOT of shorts over the years around this time of season where people attempt to deep fry a turkey and got hurt doing so.
The thing is, while I’ve heard that D.F.T is delicious, it’s also dangerous. I mean, yeah; obviously. Who knew that attempting to put a 30-40 pound bird into scalding hot oil could result in a catastrophe?
But, to be truthful, while Deep frying the holiday bird would be a nice change of pace, PLEASE, leave that to the experts. They know what they’re doing. Baking a bird is a lot safer than deep-frying one.
And yes, this is a PSA all based around that iconic L4D quote:
“Did you hear about that time my cousin tried to Deep fry a turkey? 3rd degree burns over 90% of his body”
The takeaway? Bake or Broil, not fry. Your skin and eyebrows will thank you.