Be me.
Walk into a building used for conventions and other events.
There’s a banner above me.
It says “Welcome to Fetish-Con!”
I walk in.
I am delivering a helium tank for the inflation segment.
A guy in a furry suit welcomes me in.
I hand out the tank.
The furry says “Thank you, bro.”
I reply with a nod.
I walk out.
Little did he know that I hid a pipe bomb in the helium tank.
Boom.wav
I drove away in my red 2005 Toyota Supra.
I stop and place a sign that says “Cemetery of Clowns” next to the smouldering wreckage.
I drive away.
I saved the world once again.
let me know what you think