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woof {hi}

whatever…

Carly*
And why would my grandma be your mom-

That would make you my uncle… I- hahaha

Anyways Hannah your dad is going on a mission next week

*randomly give iPhones to other people *

i don’t know, i literally just got notified that someone ate my mother?!?!

*continues handing out iPhones *

Who’s ur mother

What- ohh right not my irl dad I’m all mixed up now

bye gotta eat dinner

same

yea Naruto is going on a mission for a few weeks. So you guys make sure to say bye to your dad on Monday.

enters le chat wth is going on o-o

Anna, a banana farmer

Ty @emotionally_unstabel
And @DashtheWarrior yes i ate ur mum

If my grandma was your mother
You’d be my uncle
And the only way Keith could be your dad is if- he married his mom-

i just got notified that someone ate my mom…

the fu-

you monster…