funny jokes

I have a loooot of jokes I want to share the jokes so people can laugh

ok 1st joke: why should you never tell a secret on a farm Answer: the corn have ears

corn idk



Wait, it’s nsfw


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where do waffles go on vacation Answer: Sandy Eggo


ok that actually makes sense

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