Guys i bought a tamagotchi but it won’t leave me the hell alone. Any advice?
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Welcome to parenthood.
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Learn to suffer
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oh gosh, i had one of those !! i’d say just bring it to school/wherever else you go, and take care of it like a newborn infant !!
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I did bring it to school my teacher threatened to get a hammer and smash it
OMG I FOUND OUT HOW TO MUTE THEM, any name ideas btw?
That’s like
Illegal
They aren’t allowed to destroy students’ belongings intentionally, you should report that to the principal
Even if the school policy says you can’t have it out, they can only confiscate it
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does it have a gender?
Bro is a circle
orbo
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Name them orbo
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He hasn’t finished evolving yet
i’d name him fredrick !! :)
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Used to love tamagotchi’s bro 
Guys I may or may not have bought 2 more 
I named him shit-tard cuz all he does is poop on the floor
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you’ll find a way
wait, where are you getting these ??
well, that works !! :)