Okay… Uhhhh, Crash Bandicoot. He’s capable of launching his opponents, but he also gets folded by literally everything.
you’re gonna have to Crash at the hospital for a few months
I actually laughed at that
PFFFT-
Bruf
How about, for hecks and giggles; Sly Cooper.
Hopefully he doesn’t steal your money because the hospital bills will
Youre on a roll with these puns
STOP, I CAN’T-
These jokes are making me lose it-
Okay, I know that I’m not winning this one, but what about Donkey Kong?
2 parts
Could I beat a Goomba from Super Mario in a fight?
and if I am able
How many could I beat?
1.Yea if u can jump on them
2. dunno.
hopefully barrels will let you respawn too
oop-
I know for a fact I don’t stand a chance against Spyro.
sho minamimoto from twewy but if he WASN’T a reaper
Your world is gonna end
but I haven’t had chipotle yet!!
But, for gits and shiggles; Let’s see what you have to say.
Im not gonna drag this on too much, youre just cooked
Mona the great