Name a character and i'll say if you are REALISTICALLY winning in a fight with them

Okay… Uhhhh, Crash Bandicoot. He’s capable of launching his opponents, but he also gets folded by literally everything.

you’re gonna have to Crash at the hospital for a few months

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I actually laughed at that

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PFFFT-

Bruf

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How about, for hecks and giggles; Sly Cooper.

Hopefully he doesn’t steal your money because the hospital bills will

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Youre on a roll with these puns

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STOP, I CAN’T-

These jokes are making me lose it-

Okay, I know that I’m not winning this one, but what about Donkey Kong?

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Could I beat a Goomba from Super Mario in a fight?

and if I am able

How many could I beat?

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1.Yea if u can jump on them
2. dunno.

hopefully barrels will let you respawn too

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oop-

I know for a fact I don’t stand a chance against Spyro.

sho minamimoto from twewy but if he WASN’T a reaper

Your world is gonna end

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but I haven’t had chipotle yet!!

But, for gits and shiggles; Let’s see what you have to say.

Im not gonna drag this on too much, youre just cooked

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Mona the great