The youtube channel YungLimaBean features a series of youtube shorts where he coaches the viewer on how things work in Ohio, and punishes them in comedic ways when they do basic things that you aren’t allowed to do in the state. There are plenty of feats we can use across the series.
We will take one feat for each category.
Striking Strength
In this short, the C.E.O of Ohio had punched the viewer into the galaxy
It took around 4-5 seconds of windup before delivering the punch which sent the viewer out of the milky way galaxy, which is speculated to be 100k light years across in diameter. The rest of the video depicting the trip took 4 seconds to do, as that is the rest of this video.
In order to do this, it requires 4.140 Sextillion newtons of force (sextillion has 21 zeroes)
In order for the viewer to exit the milky way in 4 seconds they’d be traveling 790 billion times the speed of light
The energy output for this is 5 trillion times greater than the kinetic energy of the observable universe (4×10⁶⁹), so it is beyond anything physics can conceive. This puts his striking strength at Multi-Galaxy to Low-Universal level. This has happened at least twice, so it is a consistent feat.
Durability
In this short, the C.E.O of Ohio shows the viewer a cornfield, which turns out to be bombs. Doing some measurements brought me to the conclusion that the “corn” is 1.3 inches in diameter and 5 feet tall. Eventually, someone triggers the corn to blow up in everyone’s faces.
If we assume the bomb has properties of a dynamite stick (1 pound of dynamite), the explosion would likely have:
A blast radius of about 10-20 feet, causing significant damage.
A damage zone extending up to around 30 feet in an open area.
Thermal radiation affecting up to 100 feet in certain conditions.
This assumes standard dynamite and typical detonation scenarios, so the size and effect could vary with factors like the type of detonation (e.g., confined or open) and the type of surroundings.
The C.E.O brushes this off with ease, which would place them in the medium city block to low-mountain level range for durability.
AP/Lifting Strength
In this short where the C.E.O explains what to do in a very specific situation, he throws a kangaroo at the moon and causes it to fall toward the earth. It takes 3 seconds for the kangaroo to reach the moon.
The overall strength of this feat would enter the realm of cosmic-level or even planetary-level strength.
He would be exerting 186,667 newtons of force to perform this feat, not accounting the 10^23 newtons it would require to move the moon. This puts his strength in between Moon to Large Planet level at least, but with the galaxy punch feat eariler, he coult very well be higher.
Later on in the short, he lifts the moon and throws it back in place. In total,this requires 4.95 × 10^29 joules, or 1.18 × 10^{20} tons of TNT. This puts his lifting strength to Stellar level.
Reaction Speed
In this short, he slaps a meteor away with one second to react after 5 seconds of being aware the meteor was on its way. Assuming this is an average meteor, he had delivered a slap that sent a meteor backward while it kept the average meteor speed of 27,000 to 90,000 miles per hour. He had been moving at 12,070 m/s to 40,233 m/s to intercept it. This is Low-Hypersonic+ to relativistic (1% the speed o)f light.
Hax
- able to create a sun in his hands and hold it with no issue
- has access to existance erasing magic
- able to duplicate himself on a whim even if he is already present and can kill other versions of him with no effects on himself
- has an endless amount of guns he can pull out from nowhere
- capable of teleporting himself and others by covering their eyes (shown in almost every video)
- able to appear out of nowhere whenever needed (shown in every video)
- capable of pulling items out from nowhere
- 4th wall breaking
- Kamehameha (0:43)
- Ohio Spiderman Transformation
- Reality Bending (usually defies physics by doing things like flying away by flapping his hands/arms or using objects that could be used to imitate a helicopter)
- Whatever this was (0:17)
Arsenal
- pokeballs (0:48)
- explosive toilet paper (0:36)
The only feat of speed we have cannot be properly calculated, but speed is at least superhuman.
