I’m a frog simp-
Opimus Prime pops out of nowhere
“Excuse me, but I am not fictional.”
if only someone could make a Picrew of kevin, unfortunately, @traverse-wynn is offline, and @nihachu hasn’t responded to me…
HOLY CRA-
“Come on, Hon. let’s go get some ice cream.”
NONONONONONO- IT WAS A JOKE-
PLEASE- NO-
“What are you talking about, Hon?”
WE AREN’T IN LOVE FOR PETE’S SAKE-
GUYS Im already dating optimus prime
HA! YOU HAVE BEEN BAMBOOZLED!
“Of course we are, hon! We just got marr ied!”
nOoNONONONoNONoNonONONononONONonono
iT waS a JoKE
Tf-
HERE HERE
“Don’t forget we have kids!”
Your son: Opimaton walks to @Mettaton and says “Mommy!”
pulls out a Double-Barrel shotgun, and commits raccoon skin cap
WHAT THE- WHEN- HOW- WHERE- and… wHhhHHYyY?!? dies
Wait- I thought that meta was a boy?