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The Life of Duke
by, Duke.
So I finally got my allowance for the month, I wonder what I should spend it on
I decided I would go and get some coffee jelly from the store.
Duke: Okay, so I have about $20 bucks, which would get me 12 of these, though they come in lesser quantity, the quality is greater, I could cover my desk in them. Though this other brand has 16 per case, which adds up to about 64, I could make a bed with this.
Duke turns his head to the case behind him
Duke: Seriously? One glass for $20 bucks? Only a idiot would buy that.
Duke exits the Store, carrying a bag that contains the $20 Coffee Jelly.
Duke: I should really get home, walking around with a $20 Item is just begging to get mugged
Duke makes his way home, entering his house
Duke: I’m Home.
Mother: Welcome home dear, what did you get?
Duke holds up the bag and Mother already knows what’s inside
Mother: I hope it was worth it.
Duke, already eating the Coffee Jelly
Duke: Yes, yes it is.
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Wait coffee jelly?
I need recovery girl
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Wat
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Hello
Made thisss todayyyyy~
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this accursed world
(Do Yall wanna do a zoo m sometime soon? I can’t put mah singing on this site-
I want to show yall how bad it is-)
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YasyAs.
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where ye gonna post the l i n k
I can’t make zoo ms. I think Duke or Mica have to do it-
Brb gotta take a shower
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ah ok
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Duke: Hello everyone, I have something VERY Important to tell you, but since it’s so Important I will let Epic Guy tell you in the Blockbuster Film Voice, ready Tom?
Epic Guy:
Ready
On this Day forward, I will be hosting a Topic, out of no reason. This topic will consist of only the people who wish to participate. There, the whole script will be flying out the window, for anything can and will happen. For More info, Please consult Duke, and with that, good luck Team 0
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Duke: Now that Epic Guy has told you, you may now make your way to the Test Chamber, Good Luck Team 0
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