Welcome to the Internet, Have a look around.
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
We’ve got mountains of Content, some better some worse.
If none of it’s of interest to you, you’d be the first.
Welcome, to the internet, come and take a seat.
Would you like to see the new or any famous woman’s feet?
There’s no need to panic, this isn’t a test, Haha.
Just nod or shake your head and we’ll do the rest.
Welcome to the Internet, what would you prefer?
Would you like to fight for civil rights, or tweet a racial Slur?
Be Happy! Be H*rny! Be Bursting With Rage!
We’ve got a million different ways to engage!
Welcome to the Internet, Put your cares aside.
Here’s a tip for straining Pasta, here’s a 9-year Old who Died.
We’ve got moving, and Doctors, And Fantasy Sports~
And a Bunch Of Colored Pencil drawing of all the harry potter characters Having Adult fun times together-
Welcome to the internet, Hold onto your socks.
Cause a random guy just kinda sent you photos of his ----.
Their grainy and off putting, he just sent you more~
Don’t act surprise, you know this happened before~
See a man Beheaded, get Offended, See a shrink.
Show us pictures of your Children, tell us every thought you think.
Start a rumor, Buy a broom, Or send a Death Threat to a boomer.
Or DM a girl and groom her; Do a zowom and Find a Tumor in your-
Here’s a Healthy Breakfast option, you should kiIl your Mom.
Here’s why Women never ---- you, here how you can build a bomb.
Which power ranger are you? Take this Quirky Quiz!
Obama sent the Immigrants to Vaccinate your kids.
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This is why I think I love sharks so much-
I’m a girl and I LOVE horror…InClUDING ShArkkSsss-